Life's a Playground, Have fun.

After I said a really bad joke.

Vlad: Oh, okay.
Me: Don’t act like you understood what I meant.
Vlad: What do you want me to do? Scoff?
Me: You always do! Keep it consistent.

I hate when I think of something to say

hours after the event happened.

You know you’re gay when

it takes you 2 hours to get ready for the mall.

I finally got WiFi in my apartment!

I’ve missed:

• Netflix
• Tumblr
• Facebook
• Hulu
• Porn

I am so privileged.

I just had an interview at Twist,

the largest gay club in Miami Beach. There were 4 applicants that were being “strongly considered.” I was one of them.

Say hello to Miami Beach’s newest bartender!

Having a beer on Lincoln Road at my place of work.

The music is good. The weather is good. My positivity is high.

Happy.

I got a job!

I will be the newest bartender and cocktail server at Score. One of the hottest gay clubs on South Beach!

HYFR.

Vladimir told me to check Craigslist for jobs.

I was apprehensive, but sent a picture and resume in response to a random “cocktail server” ad. They called me back, literally, 2 minutes after sending the email. I have an interview on Wednesday at 4.

Turns out, they are one of the top gay clubs in South Beach.