Life's a Playground, Have fun.

Straight clubs suck.

They are filled with people who can’t dance. Plus, the love isn’t there. “No cocks on the box”.

What is that even?? Cocks are the best.

“Straight guys” are wanting to make out.

~That’s when you know you have a lil somethin’ somethin’~

I’m at a bar

and this girl, “Mary”, is trying way too hard to get a tip. Every time I call her over, she is shaking something which makes her boobs jiggle.

This tree will not be barked up by your kind.

Jimmy John’s after the bar

is the best decision I have ever made.

Are you brave enough to let me see your youth?

A chick is

grinding at this party on a couch.

A fucking couch.