Life's a Playground, Have fun.

I always thought I could go on

Fear Factor and be really successful.

• Swim through a long tunnel thing? Let me put my flippers on.
• Lay in a vat of cockroaches? I’ll get over it.
• Eat pig uterus? I’m sure it’s been in a food dish of mine at some point.

Until today… These contestants have to eat 5 giant scorpions each.

Hell no! Those things are huge! And they sting and move and stuff.