December 2011
28 posts
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WatchWatch
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: your long hair is so pretty :(
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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That moment when Nickelback comes on
and your ears bleed.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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So I took a looksie at the Xmas tree.
I have five gifts! Three are from Vlad and two are from his mom. I’m very happy. Can’t wait to see what she got me. And I can’t wait for her to see my gift to her.
Dec 23rd
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The past two days
have been dedicated to Halo, reading, and Vlad.
Dec 22nd
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Bacon controls my life.
It’s my favorite word. My favorite actor is Kevin Bacon. My favorite commercial is the one where the dog says “It’s bacon!!!”. It’s everywhere and I’m okay with it.
Dec 18th
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The battle plan is only good up until you meet the...
Dec 15th
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Yo girl!
Yo womb empty?
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Grade A study buddy.
Me: What is Content Validity?
Her: Testing us on a portion of shit we learned.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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I always thought I could go on
Fear Factor and be really successful. Swim through a long tunnel thing? Let me put my flippers on. Lay in a vat of cockroaches? I’ll get over it. Eat pig uterus? I’m sure it’s been in a food dish of mine at some point. Until today… These contestants have to eat 5 giant scorpions each. Hell no! Those things are huge! And they sting and move and stuff.
Dec 13th
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I have 3 social networking sites up right now.
What is my life?
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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2 dead, including police officer, after Virginia... →
vladimirblue: Something to be aware of… My thoughts go out to VT. My deepest condolences.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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The pillow is my best hair dresser.
Dec 3rd
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