December 2011
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Anonymous asked: your long hair is so pretty :(
That moment when Nickelback comes on
and your ears bleed.
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So I took a looksie at the Xmas tree.
I have five gifts! Three are from Vlad and two are from his mom. I’m very happy.
Can’t wait to see what she got me. And I can’t wait for her to see my gift to her.
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The past two days
have been dedicated to Halo, reading, and Vlad.
Bacon controls my life.
It’s my favorite word. My favorite actor is Kevin Bacon. My favorite commercial is the one where the dog says “It’s bacon!!!”.
It’s everywhere and I’m okay with it.
The battle plan is only good up until you meet the...
Yo girl!
Yo womb empty?
Grade A study buddy.
Me: What is Content Validity?
Her: Testing us on a portion of shit we learned.
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I always thought I could go on
Fear Factor and be really successful.
Swim through a long tunnel thing? Let me put my flippers on.
Lay in a vat of cockroaches? I’ll get over it.
Eat pig uterus? I’m sure it’s been in a food dish of mine at some point.
Until today… These contestants have to eat 5 giant scorpions each.
Hell no! Those things are huge! And they sting and move and stuff.
I have 3 social networking sites up right now.
What is my life?
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2 dead, including police officer, after Virginia... →
vladimirblue:
Something to be aware of…
My thoughts go out to VT.
My deepest condolences.
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Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
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The pillow is my best hair dresser.