January 2011
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Age old question:
IS TRACY CHAPMAN A BOY OR GIRL?
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90's gay porn
is very… well 90’s.
annalouisemackie asked: following cus ur cute hope thats not creepy haha
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You go to heaven for the scenery, but to hell for...
juhnetika:
I’ll take good company any day.
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You know when you look back on life
and go “Eesh! What was I thinking…”? Yeah…
That’s me in reference to looking at my ex’s FB.
Thank baby Jesus!
I feel SO much better. I never want that to happen again…
Never.
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Jake has a stomach flu or something
vladimirblue:
They have no idea why but, Janette found mold in the apartment.
So, what do I do?
The Gasparilla Pirate Festival is happening in Tampa this weekend. We can’t be sick.
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I hate stomachaches
and I hate throwing up.
But I especially hate stomachaches that lead to throwing up.
EDIT: It’s a stomach thing that’s going around. Great.
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In class.
Boy: I would totally let Channing Tatum pee on me. I mean, at least I’d get to see him naked.
Me:
I'm having a "Raise Your Voice" moment.
You know when Hilary Duff’s character is getting ready to eat outside during their lunch time and she hears all of the music?
Yeah, it’s nothing like that. Well, except for the poor choice in songs and some girl looking at a sheet of music.
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Oh Facebook.
“lifes to short and I dont wanna go waisting it”.
That’s deep bro.
I am always late.
Fashionably, of course.
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I got the modeling gig!
Currently waiting for makeup and clothes.
Theme: Date Night
Partner: A friendly girl named Kate.
Also: I’m the only guy here, so no competition.
That’s right! I’m charmin’ the ladies.
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I've been in bed
all day and it’s completely by choice.
Sloths are sexy, right?… Right?
I find it funny when
people take the time to inch away from you while texting.
Listen amigo… I don’t care about your dramz. Got enough of my own, thank you.
Shoes.
Sabrina: What about the ones with the ruffles?
Me: Ugh! I hate the word "ruffles" unless it's referring to chips.
Vlad: OK, Liz Lemon!
Remember that one time when I thought I wasn't as...
Yeah…
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Are you brave enough to let me see your youth?
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Samii [singing a tune]: No? Nobody will join?
Us: The song is so obscure.
Samii: No it isn't!
Us: What is it called?
Samii: Not sure...
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Some people...
Me: You are totally gifable.
Coworker: What?
Me: Like an animated picture.
Coworker: Is that like a weird Japanese thing?
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mrbritneyspears asked: I just hope you can keep upppp!
<3
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I'm so drunk.
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Yesterday
I went to a model casting call for “Clutch”, my school’s fashion magazine. I’m pretty excited and hope they’ll call me on Friday for pictures.
Fingers crossed y’all!
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I need to tan.
When the sunlight hits me, my pale skin becomes reflective. Thus blinding those around me.
How emburressing~
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The 5 stages of Drunk Jake:
Stage 1: Whoo! Party!
Stage 2: I love you guys so much!
Stage 3: You can’t tell me what to do! I’m a douche.
Stage 4: *Vomit sounds*
Stage 5: I love you guys so… (sleep)
I just purchased "Very Sexy For Him"
annnnd I know Victoria’s secret.
Nah nah boo boo
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I'm such a dreamkiller.
I came out to my coworker and she walked away all huffy.
Sorry bra. You don’t have the right equipment…
EDIT: It’s like an awkward breakup.
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A chick is
grinding at this party on a couch.
A fucking couch.
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Gym = Success
My arms feel like noodles.
I can’t wait to ask someone for tape because I’m so ripped.
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The evils of knitting.
Me: Why are you asking so many questions? Are you trying to start something?
Janette: It's the knitting. It makes me want to gossip.
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I love big, juicy, delicious burgers.
Now substitute “burgers” with “salads”.
It just isn’t the same…
New Year's Resolution:
Relax.
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Waking up
with a stuffed animal on your face and a vibrating cellular on your junk really sets the tone for the day.
I need to follow more blogs.
Any suggestions?
New Years Resolutions
vladimirblue:
Jake and I have decided that we’re gonna do the “get fit” thing and start working out.
To start, we’ve placed our pizza and wings on opposite sides of the room.
Baby steps.
Well fuck.
My 4 year old laptop has finally broken.
The color in the room is fading and getting smaller… No real tumbling for a bit… Ugh.