January 2011
48 posts
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Age old question:
IS TRACY CHAPMAN A BOY OR GIRL?
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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90's gay porn
is very… well 90’s.
Jan 30th
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annalouisemackie asked: following cus ur cute hope thats not creepy haha
Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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You go to heaven for the scenery, but to hell for...
juhnetika: I’ll take good company any day. 
Jan 26th
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You know when you look back on life
and go “Eesh! What was I thinking…”? Yeah… That’s me in reference to looking at my ex’s FB.
Jan 26th
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Thank baby Jesus!
I feel SO much better. I never want that to happen again… Never.
Jan 26th
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Jake has a stomach flu or something
vladimirblue: They have no idea why but, Janette found mold in the apartment. So, what do I do? The Gasparilla Pirate Festival is happening in Tampa this weekend. We can’t be sick.
Jan 25th
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I hate stomachaches
and I hate throwing up. But I especially hate stomachaches that lead to throwing up. EDIT: It’s a stomach thing that’s going around. Great.
Jan 25th
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In class.
Boy: I would totally let Channing Tatum pee on me. I mean, at least I’d get to see him naked. Me:  
Jan 24th
I'm having a "Raise Your Voice" moment.
You know when Hilary Duff’s character is getting ready to eat outside during their lunch time and she hears all of the music? Yeah, it’s nothing like that. Well, except for the poor choice in songs and some girl looking at a sheet of music.
Jan 24th
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Oh Facebook.
“lifes to short and I dont wanna go waisting it”. That’s deep bro.
Jan 24th
I am always late.
Fashionably, of course.
Jan 22nd
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I got the modeling gig!
Currently waiting for makeup and clothes. Theme: Date Night Partner: A friendly girl named Kate. Also: I’m the only guy here, so no competition. That’s right! I’m charmin’ the ladies.
Jan 21st
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I've been in bed
all day and it’s completely by choice. Sloths are sexy, right?… Right?
Jan 20th
I find it funny when
people take the time to inch away from you while texting. Listen amigo… I don’t care about your dramz. Got enough of my own, thank you.
Jan 18th
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Shoes.
Sabrina: What about the ones with the ruffles?
Me: Ugh! I hate the word "ruffles" unless it's referring to chips.
Vlad: OK, Liz Lemon!
Jan 18th
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Remember that one time when I thought I wasn't as...
Yeah…
Jan 17th
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Are you brave enough to let me see your youth?
Jan 17th
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Samii [singing a tune]: No? Nobody will join?
Us: The song is so obscure.
Samii: No it isn't!
Us: What is it called?
Samii: Not sure...
Jan 17th
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Some people...
Me: You are totally gifable.
Coworker: What?
Me: Like an animated picture.
Coworker: Is that like a weird Japanese thing?
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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mrbritneyspears asked: I just hope you can keep upppp!

<3
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
I'm so drunk.
Jan 15th
Jan 13th
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Yesterday
I went to a model casting call for “Clutch”, my school’s fashion magazine. I’m pretty excited and hope they’ll call me on Friday for pictures. Fingers crossed y’all!
Jan 12th
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I need to tan.
When the sunlight hits me, my pale skin becomes reflective. Thus blinding those around me. How emburressing~
Jan 12th
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The 5 stages of Drunk Jake:
Stage 1: Whoo! Party! Stage 2: I love you guys so much! Stage 3: You can’t tell me what to do! I’m a douche. Stage 4: *Vomit sounds* Stage 5: I love you guys so… (sleep)
Jan 11th
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I just purchased "Very Sexy For Him"
annnnd I know Victoria’s secret. Nah nah boo boo
Jan 10th
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I'm such a dreamkiller.
I came out to my coworker and she walked away all huffy. Sorry bra. You don’t have the right equipment… EDIT: It’s like an awkward breakup.
Jan 9th
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A chick is
grinding at this party on a couch. A fucking couch.
Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Gym = Success
My arms feel like noodles. I can’t wait to ask someone for tape because I’m so ripped.
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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The evils of knitting.
Me: Why are you asking so many questions? Are you trying to start something?
Janette: It's the knitting. It makes me want to gossip.
Jan 5th
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I love big, juicy, delicious burgers.
Now substitute “burgers” with “salads”. It just isn’t the same…
Jan 5th
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New Year's Resolution:
Relax.
Jan 5th
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Waking up
with a stuffed animal on your face and a vibrating cellular on your junk really sets the tone for the day.
Jan 3rd
I need to follow more blogs.
Any suggestions?
Jan 3rd
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New Years Resolutions
vladimirblue: Jake and I have decided that we’re gonna do the “get fit” thing and start working out. To start, we’ve placed our pizza and wings on opposite sides of the room. Baby steps.
Jan 3rd
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Well fuck.
My 4 year old laptop has finally broken. The color in the room is fading and getting smaller… No real tumbling for a bit… Ugh.
Jan 2nd