January 2011
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This year
has offered the opportunity for growth, maturity, and the opening of doors into the new year. A new year comes with new beginnings and opportunities. Im glad to have everyone I love transition with me.
Jan 1st
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December 2010
52 posts
"Tongue"
is a word that is never spelled right the first time.
Dec 29th
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"After a hurricane, comes a rainbow."
Firework - Katy Perry
Dec 28th
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Why I love my job:
Me: Would you like to add the salad bar for $2.99?
Guest: No thank you. We tossed it around for a bit and decided we didn't want it.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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I went to a Christmas party
that consisted of: 1) Hispanics, which sets the tone 2) Dressing like an elf 3) Drinking and dancing 4) Receiving cheap aftershave as a gift All in all, a very good night. I will marry a hispanic and have these parties all of the time.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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My first time clubbing
in months was pretty successful. If the bar wasn’t closed, a guy would have bought me a drink. That was the first time I was ever offered a beverage and I felt all
Dec 23rd
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mypantsareonfire asked: have a wonderful, albeit cold, christmas jake.
Dec 23rd
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My Christmas break officially starts now
and I couldn’t be more excited. I’ve been missing a very special someone. Kissimmee, Fl here I come.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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WatchWatch
jaywhal: blame it on the sangria, ft. jake. What he said.
Dec 20th
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At Taco Bell.
Lady behind counter: Are you ready?
Me: What's your name?... Tequila?
Tequila: Yes sir.
Me: Well Tequila, in about an hour you're going to be inside of me.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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I have more tumblr friends
than irl friends. Why? Because they are less shady, more reliable, all around better people.
Dec 18th
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I'm attending a West Coast Swing social.
I haven’t danced in over a year. Wish me luck!
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Free Starbucks?
Listed under “Perks of having a friend whose girlfriend works at Starbucks”.
Dec 17th
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For the first time in years,
I heard my mother say that I’m right. We just had a very civil conversation which resulted my my saying, “You are too caught up in my sexual orientation to realize what a beautiful person I’ve become. You need to love me and trust me because I am your son.” She cried.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Playing Scrabble for the iPhone with her brother.
Tracey: What the hell is a "BOWYER"?
Jake: Someone who makes and sells bows.
Tracey: Oh... He's brain damaged! How the hell did he know that word?!
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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the-secret-life-of-ravens asked: I would, but I don't think what I'd have in mind would be legal in Florida. :) LOL
Dec 15th
I'm all alone tonight.
Entertain me!
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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I miss snow.
Jumping in it, playing with snowballs and making forts, snowmen, the hot cocoa after. But most of all, I miss the beauty of it. How the light glistens ever so magnificently off of each and every flake. I miss snow.
Dec 14th
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I just witnessed
two people get into a fight over beer pong. It almost resulted in a broken glass table. How old are we?
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Yeah, so what if I don't sing in key?
What’s it to ya?
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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At the bar talking about work.
Me: It's mundane.
Laura: Ooh yeah!
Jose: Did you just get horny from the word 'mundane'?
Laura: I thought it meant something sexual.
Dec 12th
Top reason for a guy to be gay.
iamknownasunknown: Cause when you get a boyfriend, your wardrobe doubles :]
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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I woke up to the best phone call.
My best friend from back home said she thinks she’ll be able to come down and visit! I haven’t seen her in almost 2 years. Now it’s the waiting game…
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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I told my friend to text me from her new iPhone...
When I wake up, I find: Tracey: iphoneiphoneiphoneiphone! Me: I have your iPod. I don’t have her iPod. Sleeptexting ftw!
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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There is a saying from the 1920s
that goes “Everything is Jake”. It means that everything is good or completely awesome in every way imaginable. Ex: Friend 1: “Hey! How are you?” Friend 2: “Everything is Jake!” How cool is that?! Guys, I’m a phrase from the 20’s!
Dec 8th
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I really hope my Child Psych final
doesn’t slay me like my Social Psych final did. Because a 54% on two tests is not cool.
Dec 8th
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ceewitt asked: just wanted to let you know that you are HOTTTT!!! and I think you are very fashionable already :)....i know what you mean though about giving a bit more effort in the morning when getting ready--i tend to slack- A LOT! so I will be taking on your resolution with you...LOVE YOU! hopefully see you soon!
Dec 7th
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Anyone remember that one time when tumblr stopped...
Dec 7th
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I know it's a tad early,
but my New Years resolution is to be more fashionable. I’m talking model-status.
Dec 7th
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I have never been as productive
as in these last two days… But I sure missed tumblr.
Dec 7th
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Regina George would totally support 'Don't Ask,...
bradley23: “So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, ‘Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.’ I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN.” Lol
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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The Pumpkin Spice latte
at Starbucks is heavenly. My new addiction.
Dec 3rd