January 2010
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Happy New Year Y'all!
2010 will be full of new opportunities and awesomeness!
My New Year’s challenge to everyone is to seize every moment and make it something to remember. Drink too much, make mistakes, have no regrets, and fall madly in love!
Have a great New Year. I know I will :)
December 2009
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Seth, Corbin, and Me.
Me: Corbin, if you were gay, and I was attracted to you, we would totally date because we like the same ice cream and you make delicious cookies.
[Corbin looks awkwardly at me]
Seth: Because that's all Jake needs in a relationship. Ice cream and delicious cookies (in computer voice) "Loser".
This just happened.
My boy’s signoff noise for AIM is “Loser”.
Seth, Corbin, and myself were in the living room chattin it up while I was enjoying some delicious fudge. This fudge happened to be Josh’s from his Aunt and he was kind enough to give it to me.
Seth asks “Did Josh even get to have any? Or did you just eat it all?” followed by total silence while I was thinking of...
Just gave Noris my alcohol list for tomorrow's...
Let’s see.
Citrus Vodka and Mike’s to get me into the New Year.
I smell Bullfrogs, Vodka and Redbull, possibly Rum and Coke.
Hello 2010! I’m Jake :)
Tomorrow is my last shift for the College Program.
I would say I’m dreadfully sad…
But I’m not.
Synopsis of my day:
1. Saw Avatar at midnight. (Awesome movie…)
2. Woke up to my guy calling me saying “I’m coming over”.
3. Went to work and discovered my closest friends working the same shift.
4. Hung out with the roommate (Seth) the rest of the night.
5. Realized I only have 1 week left of this damn program!
Today was a good day.
Oh Josh...
juhnetika:
luckyjake:
“I think you’re forcing yourself to be gay! If you only found the right girl… A girly girl. That’s your type.”
Insightful words Josh.
How would finding a girly girl “help” you? You like men…if anything, it would’ve made more sense for him to say you needed to find a really butch girl and get a really big strap on.
But then again, he’s an idiot, so who am I so say?
...
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Oh Josh...
“I think you’re forcing yourself to be gay! If you only found the right girl… A girly girl. That’s your type.”
Insightful words Josh.
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Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at...
kick-drum-heart:
blastforlast:
screwthishit:
thinair:
sherydelilah:
Loving every syllable of this.
I'm thinking of seeing a movie tonight.
Ideas?
Merry Christmas!
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I got my presents from the family!
Thank you mom and dad for the generous gift card :)
The day after Christmas shopping for me!
@bendamaddog
That was a pretty cute pic. I can’t help but reblog most of the ones I see.
My tummy is full and I am ready to sleep.
If I sleep now, then I’ll wake up at like 5 a.m. and be ready to go.
That just won’t fly.
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Benedryl kicks my ass.
Eyes… barely… able… to stay… open…
I love to read.
I passed my final apartment inspection!
As a reward, we got cookies that don’t look like they’d be any good.
To my pleasant surprise, they were.
My roommate doesn't know who Lady GaGa is...
Hey all! This is my roommate Corbin.
And this is his rock.
Kitchen is officially finished.
Now to start sweeping everywhere.
My seemingly unbreakable dishes are just the...
Oops
I have an apartment inspection tomorrow.
The kitchen is a wreck and I guess I was nominated to clean it. The only dishes I use are cups.
2 more weeks and this whole situation is over.
This whole apartment business is too complicated.
Damn those people who don’t make payments on time!
I haven't taken a legit bath in 15 years.
japprove:
luckyjake:
It’s always been showers. I think I’ll go take one now.
If only I had bubbles…
use shampoo. that’s what i used to do when i was a kid.
Does that actually work?
I'm really in a Harry Potter mood today.
HP marathon?
I think yes.
EDIT: I forgot I can’t because someone has my X-box.
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I haven't taken a legit bath in 15 years.
It’s always been showers. I think I’ll go take one now.
If only I had bubbles…
My iTunes is deciding to have an error.
This is semi-lame.
Oh well! Going to a club so I don’t really care :)
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Modern Family is such a good show.
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Picking out club-wear
(Looking like a 90's reject)
Janette [sarcastically]: I mean what?! Purple and green are complimentary colors!
Me: Yea, but you never wear them together... Not cute.
Janette: If I wanna look like the She-Hulk I do... You wouldn't like me when I'm PMSing
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If you're from San Francisco, then why are you...
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The interview process for jobs is so tedious.
I’m too cute to turn down!
I mean, right?
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Geek moment
Silencio is actually a spell in Harry Potter.
Moment over.
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I am bound and determined to:
1) Move down here (Florida)
2) Go to Valencia Spring semester
3) Make enough money to support myself
4) Make enough money to buy my materialistic boyfriend gifts
5) Go to FSU in the fall
So I definitely can't register for my classes.
Why?
No effing clue.
However, I did call a trusty friend and asked her, at 1:20 in the morn, if she was having issues seeing the page that needed to be seen. She had no problems.
Guh…
Vlad.
Call me
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Pulse tonight!
It’ll be a good time.
@kick-drum heart
You are so damn cute!
I'm seriously having a hard time figuring out...
vladimirblue:
I can SO be a Slytherin or Ravenclaw but my heart wants to be Gryffindor.
Welp. Anybody?
Hufflepuff is where I guess I’m landing… Gryffindor FTW
Dear subconscious,
akf620:
could we please knock it off with these dreams? Some of them are amusing, yes. But certain ones I could really go without. And you know exactly which ones I’m talking about. I would really appreciate it. My sanity thanks you in advance. That is all.
I’ve been having rather interesting dreams lately as well. I’m not sure if it’s the holiday or stress about next...