February 2012
14 posts
Now to take a well-deserved bubblebath with my...
And maybe go out?
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I got a job!
I will be the newest bartender and cocktail server at Score. One of the hottest gay clubs on South Beach!
HYFR.
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Vladimir told me to check Craigslist for jobs.
I was apprehensive, but sent a picture and resume in response to a random “cocktail server” ad. They called me back, literally, 2 minutes after sending the email. I have an interview on Wednesday at 4.
Turns out, they are one of the top gay clubs in South Beach.
Hired.
vladimirblue:
Getting paid to do what I did over the Summer.
See you next week, Miami!
Vlad’s a freelance Production Assistant, I’m a bartender (until my model breakthrough). Let our glamorous lifestyle begin.
Amazing halftime show.
Madonna still has it.
Anonymous asked: hey. bit of a random question, but how old were you when you went out with vlad for the first time?
Touchdown Giants!
9-0
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Oh Tom Brady...
Y u throw away the ball?
Because you suck!
I will be live blogging the Superbowl.
Go New York Giants!!!
Oooohooooh!
Anonymous asked: When did you decide to come out? How did it go? Your tumblr is great, by the way. :D
justificationbigrace asked: aaaaaaaaw that's so cute luckyjake. I'm a sucker for gay romantic moments :D
justificationbigrace asked: What originally attracted you to Vlad?
January 2012
23 posts
He's coming home today!!
He’s coming home!! He’s coming home!!
The hours are too slow.
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I woke up this morning with my sweats around my...
Why?: I had a fantastic sexual dream about Vlad. I don’t remember what happened, but he was good enough to drop my pants from Utah. Need I say more?
I will say that I was confused for a moment when I woke up. The first thing that ran through my mind was, “I sure hope I did this…”
Anonymous asked: So I googled "90's gay porn" earlier and you were one of the top results. Boy was I disappointed to open that to see a text post.
This is too much time away from him.
For the first time in these past 3 weeks, I’m actually sad. I’ve tried to be relaxed and happy, and it has worked so far. But today, today his absence genuinely hurts my heart more than usual. For completely selfish reasons, he needs to come home.
I’m not terrible for wanting that, right?
Anonymous asked: How are you and vladimirblue? It's like you don't talk about him anymore. :( You didn't break up did you? :(
I feel so young.
Coworker: Can you change the signature on this phone? I just can't figure out how to work it.
Me: Why yes. Yes I can.
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Straight clubs suck.
They are filled with people who can’t dance. Plus, the love isn’t there. “No cocks on the box”.
What is that even?? Cocks are the best.
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I just slept on the most comfortable mattress.
Vlad, we are going tempurpedic.
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There is nothing more awkward than
your mother-in-law walking in on you masturbating.
Just happened.
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That irritating moment when
the same song is on EVERY station.
I'm sitting down.
Me: I don't feel well. Brittany, coddle me.
*She puts pelvic area in my face*
Me: Ew, not cooter! Coddle!
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Joke that a child told me.
Child: How do you get a tissue to dance?
Me: I don't know. How?
Child: Put a boogie in it!
*Child proceeds to laugh hysterically.
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Captain Morgan and I got into a fight.
He’s a pirate. So of course he won.
I'm beginning to find politics interesting.
Hello adulthood.
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Haha! What?
Vivian: Your grandmother used to hide in coffins and scare people.
Vlad: She was a mortician?
Vivian: No, she just liked to bother people.
December 2011
28 posts
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Watch
Anonymous asked: your long hair is so pretty :(
That moment when Nickelback comes on
and your ears bleed.
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So I took a looksie at the Xmas tree.
I have five gifts! Three are from Vlad and two are from his mom. I’m very happy.
Can’t wait to see what she got me. And I can’t wait for her to see my gift to her.
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The past two days
have been dedicated to Halo, reading, and Vlad.
Bacon controls my life.
It’s my favorite word. My favorite actor is Kevin Bacon. My favorite commercial is the one where the dog says “It’s bacon!!!”.
It’s everywhere and I’m okay with it.
The battle plan is only good up until you meet the...
Yo girl!
Yo womb empty?
Grade A study buddy.
Me: What is Content Validity?
Her: Testing us on a portion of shit we learned.
