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He’s coming home today!!

He’s coming home!! He’s coming home!!

The hours are too slow.

vladimirblue:

She told me to think of something sad, so I thought of my unemployment.

That’s mine.

A Ben-10 birthday party that I’m attending.

A Ben-10 birthday party that I’m attending.

I woke up this morning with my sweats around my ankles.

Why?: I had a fantastic sexual dream about Vlad. I don’t remember what happened, but he was good enough to drop my pants from Utah. Need I say more?

I will say that I was confused for a moment when I woke up. The first thing that ran through my mind was, “I sure hope I did this…”

So I googled "90's gay porn" earlier and you were one of the top results. Boy was I disappointed to open that to see a text post.

Anonymous

Lol! Sorry to disappoint you. I totally forgot about that post.

This is too much time away from him.

For the first time in these past 3 weeks, I’m actually sad. I’ve tried to be relaxed and happy, and it has worked so far. But today, today his absence genuinely hurts my heart more than usual. For completely selfish reasons, he needs to come home.

I’m not terrible for wanting that, right?

How are you and vladimirblue? It's like you don't talk about him anymore. :( You didn't break up did you? :(

Anonymous

Oh no! Not at all. I’ve just been working 40+ hour weeks for the past month. Also, I don’t want to bore you guys about him.

I feel so young.

  • Coworker: Can you change the signature on this phone? I just can't figure out how to work it.
  • Me: Why yes. Yes I can.
Good song for running/perfect pushups

Good song for running/perfect pushups

Straight clubs suck.

They are filled with people who can’t dance. Plus, the love isn’t there. “No cocks on the box”.

What is that even?? Cocks are the best.